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The Best Fucking Machines

By on December 20, 2010

This collection of Fucking Machines represents the best and the brightest of the sex machine industry.

We have searched high and low to assemble this incredible lineup, from small and portable, big and powerful to highly intelligent – there is a sex machine for any person and every need. Take a look at this collection and then gives us your feedback from you own point of view or personal experience.

Tricky Dicky Fucking Machine

Tricky Dicky Fucking Machine

The Tricky Dicky offers angle versatility at an affordable price. The machine speed is adjustable from 0 – 160 strokes per minute. This Tricky Dicky has the ability to adjust the angle of penetration with very little effort. Simply loosen the large adjusting knobs and position the machine to your favorite position, retighten and your in business. The machine is relatively small and breaks down for easy storage when not in use. The frame is MIG welded steel with a gloss black powder coat finish for a sleek and durable finish.

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Topco Love Machine

Topco Love Machine

Topco Love Machine from TLC. The only device of its kind that offers total angle adjustability, variable speed stroking and thrusting, as well as 5 multi-speed vibration and pulsation massage programs. This versatile sex toy is like no other, specially designed to provide ultimate sexual satisfaction to both men and women! Includes 6 different pleasure attachments, 3 different multi-speed strokers and thrusters, and 3 different 5X multi-speed vibration and pulsation massagers.

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The Stockade Fucking Machine

The Stockade Fucking Machine

Please your partner with an experience of a life time. This fucking machine restrains the user in a fixed position allowing for optimal rear penetration. The optional waist restraint keeps the hips at the desired height to prevent unwanted movement. The unit controller allows for the user or their master to adjust the speed of the penetration. The fucking rod pivots allowing for many different angles. This machine is quite, smooth and easy to use. This machine also features a tough steel body that is powder coated gloss black and also breaks down easily for compact storage or transportation.

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The Stallion Fucking Machine

The Stallion Fucking Machine is a rugged sex machine with a heavy, sleek, and industrial look. The Stallion shares the high performance components of the Invader, precision case-hardenned shaft and Frelon-lined bearings and adds a linear arm that swings from -10 to +100 degrees for outstanding setup flexibility. The Stallion is welded entirely of steel and finished with ultra-durable gloss black powdercoat. Features include a sleek machined aluminum flywheel, stroke lengths every 1/2 inch from 1 to 6 inches, and excellent torque from a very quiet motor. The Stallion is an outstanding machine, anally or vaginally. The swinging arm also makes it excellent for machine jacking purposes.

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The Monkey Rocker Fucking Machine

The Monkey Rocker Fucking Machine

Durable, comfortable, lightweight (only 25 lbs.), compact, silent, safe (no electricity required), portable, fun, and all around pleasurable, the Monkey Rockerâ„¢ is an amazing add to your adult toy collection. It truly raises the bar for interactive adult play for singles, couples, vaginas, anuses, women, and men (yes, I said men… think P-spot, boys). And the amenities don’t stop there! The Monkey Rockerâ„¢ is totally customizable. Cushions are available in black, red, or grey. Every shipment includes a removable Vac-U-Lock® plug to attach any Vac-U-Lock® dildo and a selection of o-rings for a simple and strong way of fastening almost any flare-based dildo. You can start with the standard model, or upgrade your handles and hardware for a great value. There’s no wrong way to use the Monkey Rocker. Hop on its saddle, use its handle, your legs, or both, and ride into kinky town. You control the motion, thrust, depth of penetration, speed, position, and ultimately…the orgasm!

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The Mini Stallion Fucking Machine

The Mini Stallion Fucking Machine

The Mini Stallion packs maximum power into a minimum of space. A great “on the go” machine, this model has the torque for any task. This is a rugged sex machine with a heavy, sleek, and industrial look based on the larger Stallion model. The Mini Stallion has a linear arm that swings from -10 to +100 degrees for sweet setup flexibility, and great rubber feet for solid grip on most surfaces. The Mini Stallion is welded entirely of steel and finished with ultra-durable gloss black powdercoat. Features include a powerful motor with excellent torque, stroke lengths from 2 inches to 5.25 inches, and swing arm with positive lock adjuster.

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The Sybian Fucking Machine

The Sybian Fucking Machine

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic. All have become more responsive and enjoyable partners.

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The ShockSpot Fucking Machine

The ShockSpot Fucking Machine

The Shockspot produces motions that are impossible for rotary-based fucking machines to perform. You can control the stroke length, speed, smoothness and pattern at the touch of a button. The system instantly responds to your commands through the Touch and Feel software installed on your PC, laptop computer or palm button. You have the option of selecting preprogrammed routines or creating your own using our intuitive point and click programming page. Store and share your programs with other Shockspot users over the Internet.

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Remote Control Fucking Machine

Remote Control Fucking Machine

Awesome portable fucking machine! This machine can either be placed on the ground and be sat on or can be taken on to the bed as it does have a convenient handle for grip and transportation. Product is operated by a wireless remote control which allows you to have ultimate hands free pleasure!

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Probe Fucking Machine

Probe Fucking Machine

The Probe delivers in spades, with lots of power and speed, great setup flexibility, all in a compact and lightweight machine. This little machine uses the same power components as the Attache and Marauder, and is a carefully designed piece of equipment built to last. It delivers blazing speed when you want it, and the power to comfortably handle big dildos. With nice stroke adjustability, infinite control over the speed, long cords, and a very flexible body, the Probe is an outstanding value.

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Priceless Fucking Machine

Priceless Fucking Machine

Priceless turns your favorite sex toy and cordless screwdriver into a lean, mean sex machine! An awesome kit that can connect to any Fleshlight or Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock dildo for the most amazing hands-free multi-speed solo sex ever. Better than the real thing… Well almost! You wanted it hands-free, now you’ve got it! Lightweight, quiet, safe and satisfying, it’s the ultimate masturbation accessory.

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Portable Cock Fucking Machine

Portable Cock Fucking Machine

The Portable Cock is a very cost effective fucking machine that has many quality components and features. The speed is adjustable from 0 – 130 strokes per minute. This Portable Cock is very versatile and can be used either by the male or female user alike. Don’t be fooled by the affordable price tag, this machine will easily work with all vac-u-lock dildos including the Kong Dong! The Portable Cock Fucking Machine features infinite stroke setting from 1 1/2 – 6 inches. Simply loosen the adjusting knob by hand, reposition to the desired depth of stroke, and retighten the knob. NO TOOLS REQUIRED, NO PRESET POSITIONS! Find the stroke setting that’s right for you, or change it several times during a session.

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Jetaime Fucking Machine

Jetaime Fucking Machine

The JETAIME is a top-of-the-line sex machine created back in 1997. The Jetaime was second in the sex machine market after the Sybian. While the Sybian vibrates the clitoris area and has a dildo that “wiggles”, the Jetaime simulates the actual sex motion. It thrusts and penetrates… hard! Both women & men can experience intense orgasms. For the ladies, MULTIPLE ORGASMS. What’s not to like about that! And when used by men, it provides an incredible prostate massage. Capable of providing some of the most intense orgasms a man is capable of, when combined with cock stimulation.

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Diva Tool Box Lover Fucking Machine

Diva Tool Box Lover Fucking Machine

This exciting Toolbox comes with everything you need to enjoy amazing hands-free stimulation! This box offers incredible multi-speed thrusting action with one of two included attachments, and can also be used with any Vac-U-Lock compatible toys. The included penis attachment features a ribbed shaft for extra sensation, while the smooth anal attachment has a round, tapered tip for pinpoint stimulation. A multi-speed vibrator is also included for even more pleasure! Enjoy this Toolbox on your own or let your partner in on some of the fun. Discreet with sturdy snap-locks, this set is ideal for traveling as well!

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Caesar Love Machine

Ceasar Sex Machine

The Caesar Love Machine is easily and fully adjustable, with a 180 degree barrel angle range and a height range from six inches to twenty-two inches. The motor is whisper quiet, and can generate up to 130 pumps per minute. The flat base design is perfect for slipping between mattress and box spring. It is also ideal for stable placement on flat-topped furniture and the floor at speeds up to 65 pumps per minute. Topco Sales provides a full, one-year warranty on parts and labor, and offers a 220V version for international buyers.

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Blue Cock Fuck Machine

Blue Cock Fuck Machine

The Blue Cock fuck machine breaks the mold of all black bondage style fuck machines. The speed is adjustable from 0 to 160 strokes per minute via a handheld remote. The user friendly design and pleasant color make is a great addition to any love nest. The Blue Cock will cater to the needs of male and female users. Manufactured of high quality components to last a lifetime. The ingenious design allows simple angle and height adjustment for almost any position you can imagine. Blue Cock features exclusive infinite stroke setting from 1.5 to 6 inches. Simply loosen the adjusting knob by hand, reposition to the desired depth of stroke, and retighten the knob. This let’s you choose the length that is right for you!

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Black Magic Fucking Machine

Black Magic Fucking Machine

The Black Magic machine can be positioned at any height from floor level up to about 40 inches. The positive locking joints adjust quickly and easily, one turn loose to move and one turn tight to lock, and close to a rock solid connection. The thrust arm can be pointed anywhere from straight up to straight down, at any height! Black Magic is fabricated in steel, and powdercoated a sexy gloss black for extreme durability. The machine locks down into a compact folded position for convenient transportation and storage. It is extremely quiet, and has excellent performance. No matter what your facilities, Black Magic is a superb choice for highly adjustable, orgasmic action.

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The Versa Cock Fucking Machine

The Versa Cock Fucking Machine

The Versa Cock features a small bedroom friendly foot print. The handcrafted case is covered with commercial grade short pile carpeting which contributes to the mechanical sex machines quiet operation. The Versa Cock is designed to be used in the missionary sex position while laying on its bottom and doggie style while on its side. When used in conjunction with the optional stand the Versa Cock has unlimited angle adjustments. The stand not only allows for height adjustment it also allows the machine to pivot upwards and downwards. This makes your experience very comfortable. Don’t adjust your body to meet the machine, adjust the Versa Cock dildo machine to meet your favorite position!

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Bitch Tamer Fucking Machine

Bitch Tamer Fucking Machine

Bitch Tamer prisoner stockades are fully adjustable to accept all body types and sizes. Add your favorite restraints and start training that Bitch. This package INCLUDES a Free standing Fucking Machine Furniture Mate so you can use it around the house as a regular fucking machine and the Bondage Stockade when the need for “Bitch Taming” arises (which is usaully fairly often). You can create many experiences with this package!

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Red Devil Double Penetration Fuck Machine

Red Devil Double Penetration Fuck Machine

The Red Devil fucking machine will satisfy your double penetration fantasies! Each power unit is an independent unit capable of separate control. You are able to control the length of penetration and the speed of penetration on each unit. The Red Devil also features adjustable angles to control the exact location where the desired dildos penetrate. This is a great feature especially if you would like to penetrate the same hole with multiple cocks.

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One Comment

  1. james zimmerman

    November 15, 2013 at 6:22 am

    Do you have a indepth catalog with prices,… or can you donate a fuck machine to a lost and lonely man. I wanted one forever! Im serious! please respond.

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