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The Howard Stern – Tiger Woods’ Mistress Beauty Pageant

By on March 10, 2010

I have to give credit to Howard Stern for pulling off the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant today. It was a great success not only for his listening audience, but the three fine ladies that competed; Jamie Jungers, Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs. Ashley Madison, from AshleyMadison.com, put up the $100,000 dollar purse.

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The details in which they had erotic encounters with Tigers Woods was nothing short of a great porn video. His relationships with these women were intertwined with threesomes, domination, hardcore sex, cuckold and good old masturbation – did I mention anal? Well as far as the anal goes, the girls said Tiger was too large in the cock department to endure – maybe we should rename him Donkey Woods. Howard Stern and his crew did a great job of asking the questions that the world wanted to know about Tiger Woods’ sexual prowess.

The $100,000 prize was supplied by AshleyMadison.com, the “discreet dating service” for married folks. The purse was divided into three prizes, which was asked for by the contestants; who says these ladies have no heart? Jamie Jungers won $75,000 for first place, Jaimee Grubbs came in second winning $15,000, and Loredana Jolie was third place winning $10,000 and a 50 inch TV.

I really enjoyed the entire event and all of the insight I gained into Tigers’ extramarital relationships. He is human and has sexual fantasies, desires and needs that are obviously not being met with his wife. We should all take this chapter out of Tiger Woods’ life, read it closely and examine what happens when we are not meeting our sexual quota. Remember, we are all erotic, we all have sexual desires that are healthy to live out, and with open and honest communication with our significant other, we can live them out together without cheating.

If you are going to cheat because that is your erotic desire, then I guess you should look into using AshleyMadison.com so you don’t end up like Mr. Woods.

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